Somehow, I have difficulty accepting the concept of fishing having tongues.

Maybe I will come to your country and fuck all your bread!

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

That's an innovative way to get a yeast infection.

When I was a tender 16 years old, I worked at Hardee's with an...interesting...assortment of people. One in particular was named Rick, and I could only describe him as an opportunist. He didn't identify as gay or bisexual, but at the time in question, he had a sugar daddy, and he basically worked the late shift at…

This picture.
+10 Internets to you, Pinkham.

...he save bread...?

veritable penile cornucopia

I'll never trust the innocence of bread ever again. :C

My five year old son once informed my husband and I that he hears us cuddle through his bedroom wall. When I asked what he meant, he became extremely embarrassed and changed the subject. Having our own horrific memories of parental sexy time, we knew changing the subject would not erase the memory burned into our…

She writes beautifully. This is the entry that got me full on sobbing:

Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.

I work in the Minneapolis ad community* and this story has ripped through us like a tornado these past months. If you haven't already, I highly suggest you check out Nora's blog. It will make you cry but it will also make you laugh more than you could ever think. And sometimes that's just what you need. Real talk and…

::offers Falcon a big hug::

my goal tonight was to not cry…WELL YOU FUCKED THAT ONE THING FOR ME REBECCA HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?!?

My mother is very loud. I got yelled at once in middle school because my parents came down and I said "Did you have a good time?"

Meh. I expected worse

Rebecca, I attempted to get vodka on my first Thanksgiving spent in Texas, and to my dismay, TABC law prohibits the sale of liquor on Thanksgiving. I am not thankful for the TABC. I am thankful for my secret stash of vodka, and drug stores selling wine and beer.

I had a boyfriend in college who went completely off the rails after I broke up with him. He sent 2-3 emails every day for months with violent threats that were just vague enough that the police couldn't do anything about it.

Why do you assume they're all younger boys? Why wouldn't she contact the mothers of grown men?