This is so deliciously good.
Teen Vogue has been killing it with the hard news around this election, frankly. I almost want to get a subscription just to encourage them.
Josh Brolin, you did not deserve Diane Lane.
America needs a Black Megyn Kelly. She’d be like “Santa is brown; Jesus is clearly Black...”
I’d been doing this too until my neighbor complained about the weed smell. Now I’m back to being completely miserable and misanthropic.
Aren’t Santa’s key physical components his bushy white beard, his jiggly belly, and his twinkling eyes? What the hell does the color of his skin have to do with any of those things? What is wrong with people?
I’ve taken to staying in my apartment, watching reality tv and eating bread and rarely leaving. It’s a good plan of action. I’ve had 3 whole days where i didn’t hate people!
Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.
One of those tweets...
Dr. Warren Hern, the Colorado doctor who performs later abortions and is under attack by a Congressional subcommittee
lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!
nah
He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.
Melania and Ivanka’s expressions on election night were of absolute terror.
Exactly the same situation. My country has already elected a female head of state. Twice. And yet Clinton’s defeat brought me to tears.
Don’t feel bad about feeling bad. I’ve been crying off and on in a way I haven’t cried over ANY election. I didn’t cry over Bush 2.0. I didn’t cry when McCain introduced Sarah Palin. I didn’t cry when it looked like Romney might actually win.
I am not even American and I’ve burst into tears 4 times since yesterday. I’m so sorry you guys, everything about this is painful to look at, as illustrated by the above photos.