sorry jezzies. I am that asshole. i went to school in western mass, so these DC bitches need to stop shutting down the damn city everything it snows one inch.!!

I come from a very wine loving household. I blame it our francophone upbringing(mothers side) and waspy father. But this Holiday something was different. I think my mother is trying to rebel in her middle aged way since her divorce and first christmas with just us. Champagne! lots and lots of champagne. i dont know…

@RenoMartini: You are now and forever my new favourite person! we didnt think to bring the wine in. Just got trashed beforehand and pissed everyone off with our open mocking of the maddness.

SHUT UP! Kristen stop whining..ur famous blah my ass u love it #gwynethpaltrow

who shit in your comedy coffee cup?

@MsStressa:

@hatepuns: fame has different rules for anyone who cant fit a mold. u missed the point... According to industry standards a big black girl isnt acting when she is miserable raped and slow. That people expect her to be this character instead of taking her as the excellent actress...Hood chick saved my hollywood.

@Atsumi: here here im still laughing out loud now...

LOVED IT!!!

LOVE KANYE..couldnt stop laughing..he is such an ass...he was the best part of the show.

im disappointed in Obama..his decision to not cover abortion services is a slap in the face. Women who want the option to terminate but cannot afford it should be allowed the same right as women having their natal care taken car of..Fucking Prolife Lobby

I always smoke a j during mad men and last night was prefect timing! I knew instantly my beloved Jezebel would share my joy as Peggy finally realized her power, her choices and that she could have everything she wanted. All while smoking...i love herb

@PansyKollenda: THANK YOU for explaining what i think should be obvious and make sense. I had an abortion at a planned parenthood. They turned the screen away to make sure i couldnt see anything. Like you said its about where the fetus is and the best way to ensure your safe. I wouldnt want a doctor poking around my…

Ab Fab cannot be duplicated...

@GeorgeFayne: Blankets is amazing, It made cry. I THIRD the recommendation.

@Penny: