What the ever-loving fuck? If I’m wearing headphones and you interrupt me, it better be because the building is on fire or there’s something else that immediately needs my attention. Otherwise? Fuck off.

• “Thank god! I was looking for a Player 2 for my Number 2.”
  

I see attractive guys all the time, but somehow I’m able to control myself, understand that those men are people, and that they probably don’t want a stranger interrupting their day to demand that they acknowledge me and my vagina.

See also: I am reading a book because I want to read this book, not because I am killing time until a man comes to talk to me.

The linked article was equally as horrifying, IMHO. At least in the bathroom I could always fling my feces at him like my primate ancestors.

You: [Add in some humor to get her smiling and create a spark between you] Cool…nice to meet you Jessica. I don’t normally talk to girls with headphones, but your big green headphones were just calling out to me.

I’m beginning to suspect that women have different life experiences than I do

Why are you telling people women poop. YOU ARE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.

It's too late to edit, so I'm replying to myself. Anyway, I'd love it if Margaret Atwood wrote a story from Serena Joy's perspective. Doesn't have to be a whole novel, a short story would be great. I really wanted to know more about what was going on in her head, how much she knew, her backstory and what became of her

Portia deRossi, Naomi Watts, and Miranda Otto would've all been great off the top of my head.

My thought exactly. It’s rare a woman hasn’t been groped by some asshole in her lifetime. It’s pretty messed up that in that regard, men are considered so terribly neutral on this issue.

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

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Meaning that 9,999 Syrian immigrants have already arrived on our shores without the United States spinning off its axis into the sun, and the government being overthrown?!?

Lucky you! LOVED Hunt of the Wilderpeople!

I met Taika in Christchurch when he was promoting his new film “Hunt For The Wilderpeople.” He is so lovely and nice. Yet another reason to love my adopted home of New Zealand.

“This push for women to go topless in the 21st century is as strong as women wanting to vote in the 20th century,”

I mean... I wasn’t there for the suffrage movement, but I’m going to say... nah. That said, I have no opposition to women who want to be topless, even though I’ve got no desire myself.

It really wouldn’t be all that sensual if some of us got our tits out, but that’s fine. It’s a dumb justification (this sensual not illegal line they’re toeing). Breasticles are breasticles, whether they’re all pec, or all fat, or a combination thereof, or excised because of cancer, or tripple-nipped, or feeding a…

It’s like, yes it is total bullshit that women cannot be topless, no I would not personally want to partake but do what you like if it does no harm.