Yoko is so right.

Am I the only one who thinks that the Trigavo guy both looks and sounds like he should be much more famous than he is? I swear the first time I saw him I was racking my brain for like 20 minutes trying to figure out what movie I’ve seen him in.

I also wish that restaurants would give you somewhere to put your purse while you eat. I can’t put it on my lap, and I hate setting on the dirty floor.

WHYYYYY DO THEY KEEP REMOVING PURSE HOOKS FROM BATHROOMS??

“I watched both speech’s and think them people should cut her some slack sense she is a LEGAL foreign and has not knowed english very well or very long for that matter.”

You and Lester____@aol.com actually have a nice little rapport. Can you keep up correspondence with him and his old lady and report back to us?

“Joseph Goerbells” has a cheery, breezy ring to it.

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I clicked for the garbled grammar, and Lester did not disappoint. Maybe I should cut him some slack sense he is a LEGAL foreign and has not knowed english very well.

Perhaps Orange Julius?

Oh God. I admire the moxie, but I can’t handle watching awkwardness on that epic a scale long enough to watch the clip. Colbert truly is made of iron. Also, never noticed the resemblance to Stanley Tucci before.

i’m really tired of hearing abusers who are veterans blame their violent behavior on PTSD. i have PTSD and as much as it haunts me i’ve always controlled myself and never get violent in situations because, you know, violence against women/anyone else isn’t going to solve my problems????? same thing goes for…

“Teach your children America’s foundation built on the rule of law; ensure they understand consequences for their actions, despite our temporary leaders facing no such thing.”

I really miss The IT Crowd, and wish he was in more stuff!

I’m tired of people, especially celebrities with a huge platform, complaining that people were outraged about a gorilla being shot and killed, and drawing a comparison to the epidemic of black men and women being killed by police officers.

Thanks for sharing your experiences- it’s encouraging to know other people have gone through similar experiences. Yeah, I thought it would be easier to find friends who are also ex-pats or Americans living here, but in my classes I really wanted to make friends here to be more “integrated” but it was really…

This week I had two firsts:

I’m on month four of job-searching. Month one of really intense, searching, and it’s so demoralizing. So many positions I’m completely qualified for and nothing. My friend told me a recent position at her work received TWO THOUSAND applications. How the fuck do you compete with that?

It’s been an amazing week. Back when kidlet graduated, I emailed the ex-future-Mr-Dangerous to let him know about it, as he’d been the closest thing to a dad kidlet had. (He still holds the title for the best line ever when told ‘You’re not my dad!’ by a bratty teenager: ‘Someone has to be’). He took on the job of…

I’m 37 weeks and 4 days pregnant. My baby girl has decended into my pelvis and now has the hiccups... oh my god, the vaginal area pain is real REAL OWWWWWW OWWWWW get baby out of me -so over being pregnant :(