Earlier this year, I got a tattoo of a honeybee on my collar bone. Because in a beehive, the females lead. The females do the work. And they’re willing to die for the things they believe in.

Probably Legos

You’re a hell of a lot less likely to be murdered or otherwise violated by a robot than by a man.

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever wanted to hang out with Kim Kardashian. Love this so hard.

I hope everyone doesn’t respond to this by saying, “So it took a man to say it, and people will listen. . . . .”

But seriously folks, let’s all live alone and die alone and expect nothing. Nothing except cats. Beautiful loyal cats. They will stick with you until the end. And then they will eat you so you can be together even longer.

My partner and I are in our late thirties / early forties. We’ve sorted through all of these issues except the last: the inevitability that things may still change. It’s what scares me, even after almost six years together. Having spent 13 years solo before we got together, I still feel a little unsettled and…

Relationship can’t change if you don’t enter into one, cats are all I need!

If I interviewed Guillermo del Toro, a play in one act:

We ALL saw it because of Orlando Bloom and he betrayed us.

I think I saw this movie cuz Orlando Bloom and I remember thinking it was the most boring movie ever.

I’m totally the living embodiment of the Nathan Fillion gif right now. I just... I um.... GAH!!!

The only people who’ve asked to hang onto me to cross the sidewalk are old women, and that’s when there’s ice on the ground or it’s slippery because of rain. That is the only time requesting hanging onto someone is ever acceptable IMHO.

Ha! oh man. I know he was a creeper, but I want to imagine he is just some socially clueless asexual SNL character.

So many, and so few answers.

My parents and I are all introverted, and I am much happier for it. My sister, on the other hand, is not.

Thank you. They are nicknaming her Mango as she is the size of a mango. So tiny

This is awesome. Reading your list of names, I was shocked to see so many familiar names of regular, great commenters and learn they were in the greys! If anything, I feel a little better about being in the greys - I’m in good company. Thanks for doing this and enriching the discourse here on Jez. :)

Your grayness makes no sense.