Those aren’t gifts, they’re warnings. They are just showing you how lucky you are to be alive. They could take you out at any second.

It could be they’re just bringing you gifts. But I’ve also read that cats get confused because they don’t see us hunt our food, so they don’t understand where it comes from. So they try and teach us to hunt because they think we’re mentally challenged. Based on how exasperated they get with the behavior of their…

This is extremely touching, and for that obviously rational reason I will therefore accept it.

Seriously. Maru or GTFO.

Dumb dogs have to work.

Cat HQ is super busy today.

Every cat video is significant. Cats are the most significant beings on the entire planet. Duh.

We’re ready for our trip to see this.

I’ve mentioned it before here that Golden Girls was really at the forefront of social issues. They dealt with elder abuse, homelessness, gay rights, abortion, artificial insemination, illegal immigration, sexual harrassment in the workplace, low pay for teachers, racism, dementia and sex over a certain age. This show…

Perfect header image. God damn, how fucking good was The Golden Girls? Ahead of its time in almost every way. I can’t even fault them for showing a startlingly white version of Miami because I can somewhat safely assume that white retirees collect in enclaves.

I’m in my early 40s, and the only people I run into where I live who aren’t married or otherwise coupled are idiots who support Donald Trump. Or they bring their 12 year old children on our first date. I will be celibate FOREVER.

Dogs are cute but their ain’t a creature on Earth that can beat this...

My Pilates instructor is 62 and a ballroom dancer. Last week there was a substitute instructor giving her and her 75 year old husbeau their weekly lesson. The young instructor said something along the lines of “You need to move with passion. Use your hips. Remember what it was like to make love.” After she picked…

Et Henri!

I think Maru’s a given.

Not a video but will these do?

And Maru!

Maru! This is his birthday video from a few months ago.

Maru, anybody?

...and Maru.