People think I’m negative and and attracting negativity because I describe myself as content instead of happy.

I had kind of a funny realization driving to work the other day. I saw a lottery billboard and tried to think about what I’d do with the money if I won it somehow. I couldn’t think of much to do other than save the money/give some to family, friends, charities, etc and realized that I am (incredibly luckily) totally…

Goodgod, that’s exactly it—it’s mange!

Holy Moly! That’s so accurate it’s magical!

Wrong movie, but I went down the rabbit hole and fell upon this, and I just need to share the joy.

It’s not the fact that he’s unattractive but more so in the manner that he’s unattractive; his entire facial makeup and expression hit every biological warning bell that humans have had for millennia. It’s deeper than bad taste, poor hygiene or facial asymmetry, it’s like he doesn’t know you can breath out of your…

OH FUCK THIS IS SUBLIME. +1 for amazing.

I don’t understand how Trump’s daughters got 100% of the looks of their respective mothers.

As long as we’re going down that road, HE’S 32 YEARS OLD?!?! I thought the undead were supposed to look unnaturally YOUNG.

I AM THE GREAT TRUMPHOLIO!!!!!!!

Oh, Whitney. Your star burned too bright and too quick.

That whole family looks like they’re permanently stuck in 1987. Like some weird reverse Groundhog Day. The world keeps on moving on but they relive the same era personally every single the day.

Eric Trump looks like what would happen if you tried to hybridize a Winklevoss with a nutria with an advanced case of mange.

IRL Beavis with a Habsburg jawline! Out-fucking-standing. Brutal, but accurate.

This dude is only 32!!!!!!! He looks 50!!!!!!!

Yeah, let’s talk about it. All of the Trump children (except maybe Tiffany) have that weird looking mouth that they get from the Donald.

You and me both, Kid Cudi! I definitely feel his struggle.