So now all our comments are hidden firsties!

You truly have the firstiest of the first world problems.

I'm more offended that they would consider Beyonce a B-girl more than anything else.

Exactly! There's no way THG couldn't have possibly been a rip-off of an ultra-violent Japanese movie made a decade before!

I got a Battle Royale notification for this?!

Idea for crossover episode:

What if it were directed by Seth MacFarlane?

We can only hope. :)

I, for one, welcome our Chinese overlords…

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EVIDENCE THAT THE AV CLUB IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LIBERAL SOICALISH COMMIE MUSLIMS! I AM OUTRAGED! LOOK AT MY CAPS LOCK! I SAID LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the 90's I was "with it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

You think you so bad? Hit me!

What if it snowed in San Francisco…

Or if Hitler started a Fight Club.

So if you would just shutup and take my money

Me, too.

You know you liked that song before you were told what to think about it.

Twenty years after NES was a thing (and way, way too late to matter), I found out that the game malfunctions were usually caused by the spring inside the device that was pressed down when you loaded the cartridge. If you wiggled the cartridge inside the NES slightly for a moment, the game would work fine.

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

Todd's leaving?