Shutup and take my money!

I didn't know I needed your permission to comment here.

Your post was judgmental.

I hope this series goes away soon, just so I can go back to not remembering such a terrible place in time.

The 2000's were just a horrible decade, period.

I miss the days when those were the worst of my problems.

Well done.

Wow. Even shitty movies are getting a reboot now.

So much Macklemore hate…

HE DEMANDS TRIAL…BY DANCE BATTLE!

So it's come down to this?

All of these will be cancelled before their first season is up.

Beverly Hills Cop 4: Electric Bugaloo

You can't make that dog-truck unfunny, no matter how hard you try.

I still like All Star. And I make no apologies for it.

GODDAMN IT!

Bearing down causes the heart to slow down, which is what you need to do to beat a polygraph. I'm an EMT and they teach us that we should expect to find cardiac patients on the toilet for that very reason.

All men think with their dicks.

I could see it now. Elizabeth finds out that she made a pass at Phillip.

I'd like to see Caulkin in a new Home Alone, as described by Cracked: