In honor of Kylie’s new hair, here’s my favorite blonde joke:

I think the point is less about raising or lowering standards and more that you should like what you like, but examine why you like the things you do. There’s no harm in it, and you’ll probably learn something about yourself.

I’ve been reading a lot of civil war doctor diaries. One doctor in particular rants about the Christian Commission volunteers who have signed up to ‘help’ with the wounded, but when they are instructed to help the patients wash up, use the bedpans etc, they just say, ‘oh, no, we’ll read the Bible to them; it will do…

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Also, she previously coerced them into NOT issuing licences on the threat of losing their jobs. Right?

“Coerced by threats of contempt sanctions” - well no shit, that’s what contempt charges are SUPPOSED TO DO, coerce you into not being an asshole. When we learn from the actions of others (ie. watching her be jailed for 5 days) because of someone else’s criminal actions, that’s called GENERAL DETERRENCE and is the…

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...

I HATE FITZ.

I still miss James. Why did they have to kill him off?