Don’t forget he sued all those women that accused him of harassment, got rid of Washington insiders and Common Core standards, and launched an investigation into Chinese currency manipulation. 

I couldn’t bring myself to see any 9/11 memorials, statements, speeches today from the Colostomy Bag In Chief nor Child of the Indiana Corn Pence because every fucking word from them is empty.

Let’s not forget that the First Lady also stopped online bullying.

Also I hear their periods attract bears

Those are in a secure place

You just described every set of human institutions and interactions.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

This is awful. Sins of the father should have no bearing on the children (despite bible passages to the contrary). That poor child.

And wife beater. And hate-monger. I mean, he excels at most things that make you a terrible human being.

“Upon seeing the video Trump immediately stripped federal funding from McKinley Technology High School because “no Kenyan is going be more yuge than me” he proclaimed while Ivanka nodded enthusiastically and Mr Ryan raised a thumbs up from his place beneath the Resolute desk. Chief of Staff Kelly notably stood to the…

I agree, when the Dark Tower movie came out a lot of people on social media said they couldn’t get into the books because they couldn’t get past The Gunslinger. He wrote it when he was 19, and it shows. Damn good for a 19-year-old, but very rough. Once you get over that hump and into the Drawing of the Three,…

But what if Baba Yaga is played by Keanu Reeves? These are hard choices.

I WILL NOT HAVE YOU BESMIRCHING SPACE TURTLES

See, as much as I don’t like the scene and as much as I don’t think it works, it does not at all come off as a masturbatory fantasy for King or anyone else. I honestly don’t think he got his jollies from writing the scene. And the reader is clearly not supposed to be aroused by it. Whatever he was going for didn’t…

we have a knights of columbus hall in my (small, southern indiana) hometown. we call it “the KofC” but with twang it sounds just like “KFC”. prom was always held there, lots of wedding receptions were held there. it’s hideous. one time i was coming home for a high school friend’s wedding and bringing my boyfriend (who…

Ugh. Everybody, let’s be clear: Businesses can refuse you service because “I don’t like your face” or “your t-shirt is offensive, change it or leave” (see SouthWest Airlines). They will, however, get in trouble with the law if every person whose face they don’t like happens to be brown, or if they just refuse service…

Thus the entire concept of protected class when it comes to discrimination law suits.

To be fair, I get where they’re coming from. When my partner and I get married, we’re not going to be doing it for the enormous financial benefits, legal benefits or out of sheer love. We’ve decided we’re going to get married specifically so we can oppress the freedoms of Christian bakers. That’s just how we roll.

To all the trolls claiming this is somehow a freedom of speech bullshit issue: No one was asking them to inscribe “We love gay marriage and support it whole full stop” on the damn cake. They were asked to make a blank wedding cake. Refusing to make a cake that says “I love Nazis” is a false analogy because a) that’s…