Do ladies spit? Or swallow? Or do we finally have an explanation for why her makeup always appears to be melting?

Maybe they are just trying to capitalize on the “Millennials Need A Medal For Every Fucking Thing” complaint that they invented and are always complaining about.

If it’s “fresh content” you’re looking for, you might want to look elsewhere. Jez often re-ups stories to the front page that they published two days prior. The deja vu sometimes turns out to be real!

Me neither! I know it’s a petty thing to complain about scrolling to see if there’s any new shit published, but that’s a whole 2 seconds out of my time!

Yay, I can see the grey comments again!

Ok. Help me think like a Trumpanzee.

Did you guys notice that the EPA statement has a link to a Breitbart article as a source for one of the claims it’s making? An official federal government statement on a .gov webpage links to fucking Breitbart?!

No, no.

Slips?

A hearty “fuck you”. The “fuck you” that eats like a meal.

whatever you say, Becky

Because Osteen’s been on Oprah and she and Perry are apparently thisclose ?

Do you actually think that a person who didn’t offer people help when they clearly needed it and then lied about it will actually use that money for anything other than to enrich himself? Come on, you’re being so naive YOU’RE ridiculous.

I’ll second it...fuck you Tyler Perry.

The word “refugee” has a very specific legal meaning, and your proposed usage isn’t it. A refugee is essentially someone who applies for (and is granted) protection (officially, “refugee status,” but the common usage of “asylum” seems to creep in here without causing any ambiguity if we already know we’re discussing…

And remember, if you’re questioning whether a televangelist who begs poor people for money and lives in wealth rather than poverty like Christ, that’s Satan in your ear.

Since no one else has said it, can I send a big fuck you to Tyler Perry as well? So you’re going to take money that you promised to people in need and put it directly into the pocket of an already-rich person because you think they’re great? Come on.

As a Christian, few things infuriate me more than assholes who use the faith to enrich themselves while taking from others. The prosperity gospel is horse manure at best.