I know this is bit what you were going for at all but now I just want to see Donald Trump having to make the trek up that stupidly epically long staircase from Utena only to find out there was an elevator everyone else who wasn’t a goddamn scmuck took. And then They laugh and laugh and laugh.

You mean the longshanks. He really died with near total domination of the British isles, his grandson was still barely a sparkle in his ducking son’s eye by the time they beheaded Wallace, and that Mel Gibson movie is both shite snd homophobic so fuck it.

Liking lager can go right on that fucking list of the criminally ordinary.

How do you plan on survival of the species and winning this inevitable gender war? Because if you want ideas I might recommend the female man by Joanna Russ. And also is there somewhere I can sign up for this? Asking for some friends...and myself.

How about we get the furies in on this? You know before Athena made them the kindly ones to spare some fucking dude! (Though if I was staging that play I’d make the ending ambiguous...maybe implying they became kindly after killing him. But I’m a misandrist.)

I hope that our eventual panserbjørn and hope only that they help us in our raids against the Magers.

I agree on the rest but don’t you dare undermine the grand power of our Lord Nyarlathotep!

I know England isnt great and that my mom (she said welsh so..) is often the first person to shoot down my ideal of living there but...could I crash on your couch? I have duel citizenship, love the rain and hate a bunch of the archaic policies of this often stupidly prized nation I live for in that should have died in…

William I, William II, Henry I, Matilda/Stephen, Henry II, Richard I, John, Henry III, the two shitty Edwards, Edward III, Richard II, Henry IV, Henry V, Henry VI, Edward IV, Richard III, Henry VII, Henry VIII, Edward V, Mary I, Elizabeth I then who cares cause there were a lot less knights and a lot more guns! Though…

I’ve been on the same diet and have found that it helps to make sure you can’t eat the nachos after the weed or it ruins the result!

When the fuck did Ayn Rand became someone to look up to? Cause that’s when we entered the fucking upsidedown

Ive heard there’s a map in his room, on the wall of his room and he’s got big big plans.

You absolutely don’t! Only men can be angry or aggressive and have it Be deamed “normal.” Women are meant to keep the peace. Thats why when those nice Romans took over her tribe and “boys-will-be-boysd” her daughters Boudicca Just sighed, made tea and then knit a lovely lovely quilt instead of slaughtering hundreds if…

he’s become like Spike from Buffy. A former antagonist become highlight! (So sad that show ended at season 5, thought it could have gone somewhere else, or well, yup that’s the end no other two seasons!)

Dodged it like a goddamn champ too. Ah to be only mildly laughed at on the world stage...you know where the people are.

A knave of infinite banality and appalling runtimes.

As someone who grew up going to an Episcopal church...is there some other definition of that particular congregation?

No...medieval kings by the 1400's had to be competent or else....well usually bloody pointless civil wars ensued but you know. That also can’t happen here. 

You know what, both groups are somehow above her. Not that that’s hard but still.

I did see him with Satan but to be fair that was in his official capacity as G-d’s prosecutor, information he gave unsolicited following a Pained grimace.