Ah, but her emails, James.

Does anyone actually believe that Orange Foolius got his skin tone through natural means? If nothing else, I don’t believe he’s capable of sitting still in one place long enough to achieve a proper tan, although whatever he has going on is miles away from the words “proper” or “tan”.

Being the best and most endearing Kardashian sister in no way requires you to be a good person. It’s like having a favorite pimple - I’d rather have none, but at least this one is healing up pretty nicely.

“TMZ is reporting that Khloe Kardashian, believed by many to be the best and most endearing Kardashian sister”

And isn’t he supposed to be a major germophobe, or is that just another layer of lies?

“Flop around on and sweat all over”. Pardon me while I go barf up my breakfast.

Well, we live in a world where a newly-single Rudy Giuliani is apparently a hot property, so.....(vomits)

I can’t believe that I live in a world where Donald Trump can find a near-unlimited number of women to flop around on and sweat all over.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

Yeah. I was talking about this with my dad the other day. I don’t even think another 9/11 would unite the country. It would instantly be blaming the Muslims, conspiracy theories galore, pointing the finger at the other party, and a large increase in domestic terrorism.

So true.

This is absolutely criminal.

I was just explaining to a prospective PhD student who was looking to enter into my discipline that the things they do to adjuncts are just that - criminal - and often you will have no benefits and have to move your family 3-4 times before you land a TT gig. I might talk to her about this…

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OH OH OH OH when I told people outside the company about the encounter they told me a] that my boss was just being considerate of my male coworkers’ feelings and b] if I filed any kind of suit and damaged the reputation of the company, they would personally see to it that my partner’s much more public and…

:after re-coding our website and seeing our Google rankings jump 34%:

I worked last year as an adjunct instructor, and was paid per credit.

A person whose specialty I share was out on maternity leave, so I substituted her teaching load. I was told I would be paid the typical per credit rate for this service.

Latina here. This one’s from a previous boss but you’ll see why it’s relevant...