Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

Something tells me this is an “If I can’t enjoy myself, NOBODY gets to enjoy themselves” kind of dad.

“Still in jail, huh, honey? Too bad. Did I mention the room service at the resort? I did? Well, we get room service. And we went on all your favorite rides, twice, because you couldn’t be with us and it made us feel close to you. In a way where you weren’t actually there.”

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

Gonna have to disagree on this one (not a surprise, there’s always a few people who’re gonna take the counterpoint xD). ME2 is good but it’s also where it all started to go wrong. ME was not a character-driven story. It was a plot-driven one that happened to have good characters and character moments. It was not about…

Because the first one, while having a whole list of problems, was still a good RPG at heart.  The second game stripped out all the good RPG mechanics, didn’t bother replacing them with anything to fill that void and all that’s left is a 3rd rate Gears of War.  Yes, the actual action side is an improvement over the…

I never understood all the cult about Mass Effect 2. It’s the weakest of the trilogy for me by far. It is “Secondary quests, the game”. The main story barely ever moves forward. The very last mission of the game was the moment I said to myself “YES! Things are FINALLY going to get interesting! ... And it’s over. What?”

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“Michigan’s Attorney General, Dana Nessel, issued a statement about the lawsuit, saying: “The motion filed by the Texas Attorney General is a publicity stunt, not a serious legal pleading. The erosion of confidence in our democratic system isn’t attributable to the good people of Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia or…

Just chiming in to be the annoying guy saying I’d much rather they put out a sequel to Prince of Persia (2008) than go back to Sands of Time.

Step Two: Completely ignore the news feed like you did on the PS4.

Her phylactery has been destroyed; +10K XP to Claudia Conway, fumbling adolescent bard of the school of Twitter.

J. Karen Rowling

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Finally, after years of criticism that all the branching storylines in Dragon Age and Mass Effect didn't branch ENOUGH, BioWare is giving fans exactly what they’ve always wanted: a story where your choices have no impact whatsoever!

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Psst.

My brother’s a cop, and he tries the “bad apple” defense of shitty cops to which my reply is “so why are the ‘bad apples’ always fiercely defended by the bunch?”

It should be noted that making a blindside tackle of someone is the absolute opposite of defending yourself.

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

They support Democratic Socialism which is based on the principles of a democracy. Like FDR and Teddy Roosevelt. Democratic Socialism is using a little money from everyone to provide services for everyone. This country already has many social constructs paid for with our tax dollars - the military, highways and…