Am I the only one not too excited about a young Han Solo movie? He’s more interesting and mysterious just the way he is. Revealing more about his history will just ruin the mystique.

Because “single editorial vision” is a huge assfuck cop out. No writer here subscribes to the ideology of Phyllis Schlafly, or is secretly posting on MRA forums about how feminists are all worthless cunts. There are no articles about the evils of abortion or blaming rape victims for getting drunk and being…

I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…

The only reason to get married ever... 😂

The only reason to get married is for the Kitchenaid mixer. That’s the goal.

I dunno, as a single person I’m curious as to when the socially appropriate moment will come for me to get away with throwing a party where people have to bring me a cheque or a pricey kitchen appliance.

Ownership of a proper blender IS pretty important.

But my stand mixer!!!

Like on one hand, I don’t want to be with another human or love anyone but myself and my cats BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I want a really good blender. My blender now BARELY blends. I also want a mixer because manual whisking is for SUCKERS.

Yeah, but if you don't get married how will you get all those useless presents on your registry?

I hate lupita because she always looks SO beautiful and perfect.

I am in line to be Carrie Fishers friend. call me girl! Does Gina R have some sort of Millennium Falcon clutch because I gotta have that!!!

#queen

She looks so beautiful here!

Also, these! https://www.ted.com/talks/brene_br…

I only just saw it but OH MY GOD that end scene was just...nothing like how I pictured it, at all.

UGH. Stop. Talking. Brad Pitt needs to take a damn seat.

I get what she is doing (and the paragraphs are spot-on), and yet I feel ambivalent since it reinforces the false parallel of choice being akin to taking a life. Am I the only one? Am I being too picky? It is extremely clever, I know.

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

That’s so remarkably dark that I have to, in a rare moment, disagree with you.