YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

Why is this?! Why?!

That picture is what nightmares are made of.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

Done worse.

I’ll do it if it’s enough for me to retire immediately and be so rich I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks. So yeah, a million won't cut it.

Changed my answer: I WOULD do a porn for $1 million if on top of that they also paid off all my student loans. That would be an acceptable deal.

There’s something distasteful about how she will bring on stage ANY celebrity. As if being famous is something to be applauded in itself. Bringing singers on sure, I mean Uzo Aduba makes “White Horse” sound much better so why not. But Matt LeBlance? Julia Roberts? Chris Rock? Kobe Bryant (really feminist Taylor…

Lolwtf Kobe? Next show is Michael Vick is guess?

SHE unfriended YOU?! Precious, offended snowflake.

I did this recently with some old acquaintances who were talking about the Patrick Kane rape case. I was like, “Uh, if I single, near a hockey star like him, and the moment presented itself, I would have gone home with him. I wouldn’t have expected to get raped”. Someone I don’t really know that well, said, “But…

Yeah, that’s the thing. My close friends have the same values I do (with a couple gray areas surrounding guns, but even the people who are more into guns are into heavier regulations, so we find some common ground there). But I’m just not close with people who are anti-choice, anti-gay, ultra-religious, etc. There’s…

During a conversation about a gang rape that took place near here recently, a friend-acquaintance of mine said “well what did the girl think would happen when she went back to the barracks with four guys?”

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

Sorry, but this is gross. I've read all these other stories and yours is the only one where the cheater seems to have had reason to fear she might be in actual danger. All you guys ganging up on her and not letting her leave the table was gross. Dump her, yell at her, confront her, whatever, but when someone wants to…