I know people hate on celebrities who do charity work; hell, I often do. But I've always respected Jolie's approach. Her celebrity highlights major humanitarian issues worldwide and brings media attention to them when they'd normally not get any attention.

I'm still waiting for Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Porco Rosso, Princess Mononoke, and The Cat Returns to go Blu-ray.

The misinformation machine hard at work my friends. Sea World is disgusting. They claim to want to further cetacean research and education but all they do is disseminate outright lies and silence those who dare counter them with facts.

I bought my mom a sugar skull black tequila decanter for $30 at Crate Barrel.

Are people seriously defending Kim Kardashian? Jesus. Is it bad if she did something sexual? Of course not. Does she deserve anyone's respect for posting it online on purpose (just like Paris and all the other ones) and then crying about being disrepected, pretending she was betrayed? Compassion, okay, yes maybe that,…

Can we talk about the fact that the bacon in that picture up there is shit bacon.

I haven't had Chianti in ages. I'll give it a shot.

I, for one, was surprised that it was a female architect, and that the comparison never occurred to her.

A huge vagina that lots of pro athletes have been in?

Every time I look at that stadium I get the song "I See The Light" from Tangled in my head, which is... disconcerting.

Dude here, I braided mine like Willie Nelson.

I really hope everyone posts their own personal pubic grooming preferences, and their reasons for this preference. I need to update my spreadsheet.

Jussayin'. No one beats up on Sir Patrick Stewart for being an advocate.

Who do you think straight, white dudes are more likely to listen to? Probably someone just like them. I don't get why you're hating on Macklemore for trying to use his straight, white, dudeness for something good.

Kenneth Branagh-Helena Bonham Carter

Not until I'm jetskiing in Barbados with Rihanna.

Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.

I said it here last time y'all were hating on kale: I do not understand why people think it tastes gross. Bland, maybe, but no more so than lettuce. And it packs waaaay more nutrients than lettuce! It is not at all difficult to prepare, seeing as how you can eat it raw. I throw it in pretty much everything I make…

As for water, fish fuck in it.

I don't eat anything that came from the ground. That's worm poop. I'll stick to my highly processed food-like items, made by food scientists, thank you very much.