Oh god, the idea of being married to the BF I had at 18...shudder.

I always assumed it was because us heathens were more likely to live with the person and be with them for longer before getting married. I know if I got married to the first person my 18 year old self thought I would be spending my life with I'd be one of the divorce statistics.

OH, PLEASE TELL ME THIS WILL BE A REGULAR THING.

1. Entering is completely voluntary. In fact, you're paying to go in.

For serious! It was hard enough to make it through the choppy writing with my halloween hangover and it was all for NOTHING.

Read it for the juicy bits.

You can tell this is not the actual show primarily because GoT could never have held out for two full minutes without showing us anyone's boobs.

I'm not a fan of Dancing with the Dancers, but this was pretty cool.

I make plenty of time for me.

I don't like morning sex. Not only is my breath stinky and I'm covered in a layer of sleep residue, he has stinky breath and is covered in a layer of sleep sweat. I do, however, love afternoon sex. The best is when it's a sunny day and you're feeling a little drowsy, like it's nap time, and you have sex and take a…

Hey! I'm this person (although I wouldn't drink hot chocolate either, and can I just say Starbucks' herbal tea selection is horrible?)

Pro tip: David Tennant also has recorded a lot of Shakespeare. He's all over the Arkangel Complete Shakespeare recordings, which I would be willing to bet 5 simoleans that your local library has in its audio collections.