Alabama is always wrong.

Red velvet cake is an abomination of chocolate cake.

Scrooge is that you? I believe there are some orphans down the street you can put to work.

Nuh uh. Thanksgiving is the only time I eat fresh yeast rolls and they are glorious. If they are prepared right and you warm them right before you eat....man......

Get that spaghetti off the plate. It’s blocking the food.

I don’t have any leftovers. I had gone over to a relatives and managed to get tipsy and ended up in the “IDGAF, I just want to sleep” phase. So I left her house without anything. However... My co-worker brought me a plate of bomb-ass lasagna. I’m not going to eat tonight. I am going to the movies tomorrow, during the…

I do not recall if I picked a less appetizing picture for the cubed, dry toast that is dressing.

People that thank the difference between dressing and stuffing is whether it was cooked in the bird should only bring paper plates and plastic eating utensils to family gatherings. I wouldn’t even trust y’all to bring sodas.

That doesn’t look good. It basically looks like white people made it. They actually do make their version of dry stuffing that isn’t stuffed. This picture is that.

I love absolutely everything about this comment! #salute

My sister makes extra pans that she keeps hidden.

Who the fuck cooks spaghetti on Thanksgiving?!?!

6. Rolls, while tasty, are momentary and don’t travel as well as cornbread. I feel that they go better with the post-meal grazing, after emerging from your food coma, but before you take leave.

Its stuffing. When your argument boils down to “Well in Alabama we call it dressing” you’ve lost. Alabama is wrong.

Unless you’re the designated macaroni cook, then you just make an extra pan and “forget” it at home.

10. Red Velvet Cake - This ain’t nothing but love in a pan.

All is most excellent! Except those paper plates and plastic utensils (unseen, butt still). I dislike both so much that I would offer to wash ALL the(your) real dishes in an effort to not see nor be forced to use that horribleness. Especially at holiday time AND with such durn good foodstuffs!