“ My boy is leading the NCAA in steals!”

*speaks in Captain Kirk’s incredulous voice* why would a Ball(er) shoplift?

No lie. I have the upper-body strength of an infant and I’m reasonably sure I could take her in a fight.

Because I didn’t get past “As an executive member of the BeyHive” before feeling compelled to troll.

Dear Michael Harriot,

A club where I can choose my music channel? Turn off the music by removing my headphones? Talking to, not yelling at women? No speaker bass canceling my voice bass? Ordering drinks using my inside voice? Headphone lights that show who prefers the same music as me? Taking off my headphones and people watch the…

Trump significantly improved the voter share of African Americans and Latinos compared to Mitt Romney in 2012. It’s one of the remarkable, yet underreported stories of the election last year.

I call it the Concave Ass™ (aka Caucasian Default Ass).

Reminded me of a gay Republican I met who flat out said that with the GOP he is treated as special and if he were a Dem he’d just be another gay guy and no one would pay attention to him or think of him as special....

Jason Derulo, is an accomplished dancer. He can do all sorts of fancy pants dances, and yet he’s just sort of standing there bopping.

What happened to her backside? Was she in a industrial accident or something?

If she felt like she had to respond all she had to say “I’m not a white supremacist”. Her fans who care (and really those two women didn’t believe it anyway) could re-assure themselves and go back to whatever people do while Taylor Swift music plays.

Instead she starts launching artillery? Against a site no one has…

I feel like she’s just not worth all this.

Because she wants to be seen as a #Woke #Feminist but is now litigating people for pointing out she’s neither.

WHY the ever-loving fuck would she and her team think this is a good idea? Not only is she giving the spotlight to the article (which I don’t think that many people actually read) but she’s spending energy on fighting this blogger / writer instead of, you know, condemning white supremacy?

I feel like she’s just not worth all this. I’m also sure that she sat in her house and read that shit and was like, “Didn’t they see that picture i took with drake that one time? Isn’t that enough?”

Why are We The People supposed to ask/care about Taylor Swift’s thoughts on Trump and/or Charlottesville?

Oh, no doubt. I get it though.

Everytime I meet a Black republican I just sort of shake my head. Yes, we may not be treated the best or served the best by both parties but at least.. you know what I’m not even gonna finish the sentence... somebody come get their woman.

Not that I’ve seen. Communism is the tiredest of boogeymen, but some people never seem to get tired of waving it around like it’s a serious issue.