My favorite is:

I also do the red potatoes due to laziness and also because I like potato skins.

only sugar? are you making them with milk or water? like... i use cream of wheat for my sugar fix: separating chuuch and state.

Guilty. I’m only eat grits with sugar.

ONE PUUUUUUNCH!!!

Also claims to be Black and voted for Trump. Uh...no

You’re right of course. They’ll claim whoever they want when it suits them. Cast white people in Gods of Egypt or Prince of Persia and a thousand white guys will show up to whitesplain that Eygptians aren’t black and Persians are white. But let an Egyptian or Persian move in on their street and watch them call…

I am smacking myself for never having thought about this:

Abusive asshole to abused spouse: “I only hurt you when I am drunk and I only drink on weekends. I know other guys who get drunk everyday you could be with one of them.” How that fucker thinks of “it could be worse”.

wypipo don’t think of Jews as white.

And as a Jew, Bernie’s not even white to at least a third of Trump voters. I know, I know, it’s not supposed to make sense.

I don’t kiss my dog on the mouth. My dance moves are limited to the box step, the fox trot, and the junior high wobble. And I make passable potato salad, but I may be bias and my potato salad is probably shit.

If you couldn’t bring yourself to vote for Hilary, whatever, but if you were going to vote for Bernie and ended up voting for Trump ? What were you even voting for, in that case ?

With that logic, when he goes into a restaurant and finds they are sold out of his preferred entree, he probably sets himself on fire.

Subject: You’re obsession with white people

“It sure wasnt cunt ass hillary”

I mean, we set the bar low for our own mental health really.

As the resident lurking white guy, I can promise that your .gif is a near perfect mirror of what my face did when I read that line as well.

This white guy right here can confirm that this statement is factually incorrect.

“And before you reply some angry and race-based argument about how bad being black is in America and how oppressed you are, please save it.”