“Plus, I would never insert my penis into the dry, wrinkled hole that gave life to anything like you.”

You don’t want the answer to that.

These were the Friday clapbacks wer truly needed.

I will repeat this every week until everyone accepts the following as a self-evident truth:

A mind is a turrible thing to waste....

White apologies for this mean nothing.

Maybe that was it. I needed to see it with the crowd. Cuz at home I was sure staring at my screen like

A true tyrant would follow up with Graffiti Bridge.

Enjoying the hell outta being a fly on this wall.

The truth ain’t propaganda, Bre-Bre!

List of movies Breanna never watched:

From the dictionary on the laptop: a person exercising power or control in a cruel, unreasonable, or arbitrary way. *twiddles fingers*

It’s a very 80s movie: patchy plot, bad acting, and all. But I probably would have bothered you into watching it also.

I’d like your definition of a tyrant! Also, I am keeping a running count of stuff you haven’t watch. I always keep ammo ready.

“I think those who are honest with themselves can objectively say that Purple Rain is a terrible movie.”
True, but this was the 80's. Everything in the 80's can objectively be called terrible.
Most of those 80's movies we love? Hot garbage.
Most of that 80's music that we listened to? Absolute trash.
Hairstyles? Ugh...
P…

LOLOL. You know what.

“But I said what I said. I think those who are honest with themselves can objectively say that Purple Rain is a terrible movie.”

But you’re missing the point of this movie. It’s really a vehicle for Supreme Villain, Morris Day. Right?

*sigh*. You are so right and it pains me on the deepest of levels.

“Dear NFL: We will not support millionaire ingrates who hate America and disrespect our Armed Forces and Veterans. Who wins a football game as ZERO impact on our lives. Who fights for and defends our nation has EVERY impact on our lives. We stand with the Heroes, not a bunch of rich, entitled arrogant, ungrateful,…