“if Louis C.K. had masturbated in front of Martin Luther King Jr., he doubts that King would have dropped his dream.”

Oh and Michael I think you are magnificent. And anyone who thinks otherwise FUCK’EM!!

BRAVOOOOOOOOOOO!!! All the stars, all the fucking stars.

“here come the Hoteppers.”

IT BELONGS ON A HOT DOG

RELISH BELONGS ON HOT DOGS AND IN POTATO SALAD

Ok so this is also my first time hearing about relish in grits! I will be 40 in 12 days. And I do put sugar in my grits(sorry not sorry). But I can also eat grits without sugar. They can be shrimp/grits, cheese/grits.

This is crazy!, If you put relish in deviled eggs it’s then called POTATO SALAD. Period thee end.

I was never told about the origins of Kwanzaa, and most certainly I was never told about Karenga. I just knew that Kwanzaa was the Black answer to or version of Christmas. Thank you for the history lesson. 

“I only get to attend the cookout because I married in and I know enough to be respectful and know my role.”

Life Time Invite period.

Tina Campbell effed herself!! She is done!

BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Well shit what did he do?? I missed it.

YOU GET EVERY FUCKING STAR THERE IS!!! BRAVO!!!

THE WHO AMONGST US WAS: Michael Clarke Duncan(RIP), that’s who fucked/fucked with/almost married or did he marry her(?) So because I/we had love for him, thats silly bitch got invited to the cookout.

You get ALL the stars!!!!!!!!

“fancified fake money!” 

Homeless for shoes, NO SIR I WILL NOT. We see they ass, homeless or living with someone, on they couch or floor and looking like fly shit and ain’t shit.

“I’m slightly less broke now and I realize that not getting the occasional nice thing for myself after working hard to make money doesnt make me less broke; it just makes me broke and sad.”