I wish I could give you more stars!! The Trillest Shit yet!!

THE WIZ

Lady in the Water

I named my dog Doc Holiday

School Daze

hey gray go sit yo ass down. This ain’t for you.

I’m sure your wife lets you know, however from just a random black woman

“Exciting” and “dangerous”are some qualities some women take to long to grow out of. Like sometimes one or two babies later.

oooohhhhhh. ok that looks good.

I like potato salad, I just don’t eat every bodies potato salad. If it don’t look right I ain’t effing with it. And I can make a good tasting one myself. 

“All I know is when it’s time to fuck over black people they sure seem to get into alignment with each other.”

What is a butterflied porgy? 

My Bitch Force Field

You had me at

Assault in the 3rd degree is defined as:

You dam right, I’ll take gross and cheap before gross and expensive.

Well dam that was TRUE SHIT!!

LOVE IT!!! PERFECT GIF for the PERFECT QUOTE

This is just an empty space at the park. No picnic in sight. Maybe a solo cup or 2 blowing in the wind or lying empty on the ground with dog piss and bird shit on them.

First you hit me with this gem “Pumpkin Spice Stalin”, then you gave me a sure nuff coffee spit’er with this precious master piece “dog-whistling white supremacist supporter sleeping in duck sauce”.