Affleck and De Armas are really well dressed for that pap walk. I wonder if they are represented by the same people. De Armas’ career was just taking off when we all had to go inside. I’m thinking this is just a ploy to keep her name out there. It’s not a bad idea 🤷🏾‍♀️

Your lives make me smile. The story of two people that are fearless enough to live their lives on their own terms is inspiring. My regrets at 63 are from the times I was afraid to be what I wanted to be. You are who you want to be and that is more important than where you want to be. When you look back at your life…

Seriously. Kicking someone who’s clearly down in the guise of praise is gross. Especially since Joan clearly needs all of the other writing assignments to get by. These sort of pieces take more time than an aggregated gossip column. She can’t make a living on them alone, at least not at this phase of her career. 

I have....um...clogged the toilets at three different family members' homes. 

She also kept reiterating that she doesn’t want her son “to change,” which is exactly like saying she doesn’t want him to grow, which seems like a strange way to parent your adult son.

He should run far and fast from Madison’s big bag of faux Christian bullshit.

It’s truly wild. I have to imagine that the majority of the disabled population - invisible, chronic illness folks included - have a much harder time getting through life than the average pregnant woman. But lord help us if we don’t roll out the red carpet every time they come a-walkin’.

This might be the only time I will ever agree with Wendy Williams. 

I don’t think there’s a word I hate more than...slacks.  

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Hi everyone! A bit of happy for today, yay! I finally got the tattoo I’ve been wanting for simply forever - my beautiful kitty cats on my arm!! Getting a tattoo is great catharsis as well, I must admit... cried a few times but not because of pain, just because that’s who I am at the moment. But still!! I’m super happy…

It makes me feel like I need to watch Matlock or go to bingo night at the local Rotary club as a palate cleanser.

Hey everyone! I got back from my trip from Japan last weekend and am here to share my trip report and pics. It was an amazing but exhausting two weeks. We had so much good food (lots of fresh seafood, beef, street food and ramen), good drink (lots of sake and Japanese whisky, which is so smooth and sippable), and good…

Jeans have a body type and cut requirement that’s not very accessible for everyone. Adding lycra to them has helped, but there’s still a large part of humanity that won’t look as good as a small part of humanity.

I pick at my face and skin compulsively. I have a magnifying mirror and extraction tools for my face, which I have to make sure I give it a few days or I won’t have anything to extract. I will feel up my back, sides, arms, and legs looking for bumps, then I hone in on them and pick until its gone. Sometimes at work I…

I vote for the “fixer upper” story where the couple explores an abandoned house with creepy dolls and a pit in the middle of the floor and the one about Cassandra and her partner going to the dog park island in the middle of the night and sensing creepy things wanted to harm them.

My first year of law school I got my first ever apartment. It was still student housing owned by the university and the size of a shoebox, but it was a huge upgrade from a dorm. It even came with a free landline phone and phone line (back when people used landlines to conserve cell phone minutes).

I can only hear this in the Car Talk guys’ voices - “John Bugsy Lawler, back from the dominant, prominent, malcontent, nonevent, rubber cement, breach of trust with fraudulent intent pussy...”

Right? I was gonna work today, but now it’s time to get proper ‘pooked instead.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!