PBS actually tried that back in the Stone Age of reality TV (the early 2000s). It was called Frontier House. It . . . did not go so well. One of the three couples actually got divorced afterward.

...a show that was, at least for its first few seasons, about two brothers who practice law together even though only one of them is actually a lawyer.

I am so tired of hearing about cleanses and detoxes. Half of them are nothing but laxatives and the other half is bullshit. If your kidneys and liver are working, your body will detox just fine on its own.

And fuck Instagram for allowing this shit to take place.

Here’s my thing, aside from the potential danger of teas and lollipop appetite supressants:

The appetite suppressant lollipops are “literally unreal.” Does that mean this is a late April Fool’s prank?

My cousin has six- the oldest is 16. When I told my great-aunt about the fourth, her elderly neck whipped around and asked, “Has she figured out where they come from?”

I like that Alec Baldwin is basically his character in It’s Complicated.

Everytime I see that elevator selfie, my eyes roll so far back into my skull that I am afraid they will disconnect from my brain.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

Getting married at 23 is only slightly young, definitely not super young. It’s old enough to have graduated from college.

Mistah Fingah! Don’t ever go away without leaving a note! WE WERE WORRIED.

People are also pointing out that the song itself was written by a bunch of men and Cardi B (who is not the most woke when it comes to LGBT stuff) so that probably adds to their negative perception of the song.

Man, I wish you’d done more research for this article and worded this differently to present LGBT women as having valuable voices rather than framing the criticisms of queer artists as drama. A huge reason why bisexual and otherwise gay women are pissed at Rita is that she gave a world salad nonsense of an interview…

As someone who struggled mightily with postpartum mindfuck bullshit, I am actually VERY GLAD this movie was spoiled for me. (Wasn’t spoiled here, it was on a parenting group warning fellow moms to beware.) I can’t imagine how I would feel if I moved hell and highwater to get a babysitter (which I have never had) to…

“Wow, you’ve put on a lot of weight, haven’t you?”

Just make them feel stupid: “Well that’s a silly question. I ate more food/got diagnosed/stopped going to the gym. Obviously!” I love making people feel dumb for saying inappropriate shit.

I don’t post very often, but I’m a little fucking petrified and I just need to express it somewhere.

Oh honey! Let me tell you...she was on an episode of Trading Spouses like almost 10 years ago. It’s the craziest shit I have ever seen! I don’t know how to find the full episode, but enjoy some YouTube clips: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=god+warrior+trading+spouses