Virginia was eating kids before it was cool.

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

ooooh a Marc Jacobs mention.

Hazing pledges huh?

Smart. I shared above, but I did this. A half sister found me. We share a father. She’s a day older than I am. It’s been about 6 months since all this was discovered. I’m still squicked out by it all.

My wife is an adoptee and had her DNA tested. She had perviously identified her birth mother; they do not have a relationship.

I disagree. I think she’s a great performance artist. She’s doing wonderful performance art. And if we’re gonna do that thing where we compare our Artiness in order to be worthy of having Opinions On Art, I’m a working artist with an MFA from a top tier Art School, currently working and teaching at a university level…

Wait, why did her mattress piece suck? Carrying around the trauma from rape can be a huge burden to the survivor but invisible to everyone else, and by carrying around the mattress, it makes her trauma as obtrusive to everyone around her when they would otherwise not even notice it.

from the petition:

What would you housewives tagline be? Mine would probably be something ultra corny, like “I might be diabetic, but that doesn’t mean I’m sweet.” and then there would be a shot of me asleep on the couch with a giant lollipop stuck to my sweater because I declined to shoot the promo scene in a fucking ballgown.

My bet is on these two.

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

I know he’s objectively handsome, but there’s something about Channing Tatum’s face that sits with me wrong.

The Democratic candidate for Governor in Illinois has never held elected office, he just happened to be born with all that Hyatt money. He’s in exactly the same boat as Nixon, though he never had an HBO show so he doesn’t get treated like a joke as she does.

it’ll be hard to unseat a politician as entrenched, if corrupt and viscous, as Cuomo. (emphasis mine)

Let’s celebrate the resurrection of Christ with a rage stroke.

Ah, so you had an au pair who behaved as an au pair! They’re not supposed to be housekeepers/wash nannies, they’re supposed to do a little light childcare in return for lodging, board, a small salary, and cultural experiences.

Weird that this article is about fair labor violations but most of the comments so far are from the POV of the employers and not the workers. Guess this is a fancy readership.

An au pair is supposed to be treated like an exchange student: they are a part of the family who you not only include in vacations, dinner, family outings, etc. but you also make the effort to give them “cultural experiences”, like take them to the train museum or some shit. In exchange for that they do some child…

Because white people can’t comprehend being denied things. It’s not within their set of experiences to not be allowed to do things others can do. Sort of like interacting with a police officer without fearing for their safety or not being eyed suspiciously when walking through an upscale store is for people of color.