Starred partly for the Zellers shout-out!

Wheres all the peeps at who like to Wiki movie synopses? Cos this is totally a movie I would/will do that with 

I seriously don't understand the concept of middle schools. I grew up in Canada and our school was kindergarten-grade 8, 9-12 for high school. 

Hopefully mrledeuce doesn't see this comment... He's 5'8 and gets very defensive when referred to as "short". 

Yes yuck I hate gore and torture porn Shir. That’s not scary it’s just gross. Which it sounds like a lot of these movies are. I can stand to watch like a ghost story movie or a regular slasher (like the Scream movies) but Hostel is the one where I was like nope fuck this garbage forever.

Yes!! I also wiki movies constantly as someone who does not have the time/money to actually see movies. Most of the time I am happy to have sat them out, while also having my curiosity satisfied.

Ok thanks cos I thought the same thing. I mean, if you even glance at some kind of birth book/article/website or take a class, they're going to talk about it. I don't know how you could go 9 months without coming across that information. And yes any decent OBGYN should bring that up at LEAST once 

THESE ARE THE ONLY ZOODLES THAT EXIST!! Do not besmirch the good name of ZOODLES by associating them with the nasty mess that are zucchini noodles 

Im sorry ... Portray her in what way? As someone who uses her body and takes her clothes off to make money? Just like she used to do..... Using her body to model, getting by on her looks, including POSING NUDE 

Yeah that's not how it works. Any breastfeeding mom can safely consume alcohol. They even sell test strips for it. You just need to time it right which isn't that hard. Plus you can just pump and dumb. Alcohol doesn't stay in your system like drugs do. 

I can’t even log onto my account on my laptop, but I think it’s because it’s a mac :(. It sucks cos I have a hard time typing with my fat fingers on my phone

Wow that's so great what you did. So glad to hear there's a happy ending! 

Thats a good question. I mean, I assume so? I learned a lot about the local history of the town growing up, but to be honest i can’t remember any of it now.

So i don’t have any cool scary stories to share and I usually never have anything for the pissing contests … but this is right up my alley.I grew up in rural area, so the only thing we had to do growing up as no good teens was to have house parties. To this day there remains only two local bars and one is a strip…

Nothing is creepier then when I would be in the office after hours alone! 

OOmggg!! So creepy! But as a skeptic, photographic evidence is as compelling as it is terrifyingly 

I have a somewhat similar story. There was a spot we frequently went to smoke at, a long dirt road that ended up at a dead end with fields on either side-by-side completely secluded. We went there all the time, day night. One day it was just myself and one of my friends hanging out, smoking in broad daylight. I always…

Yes that one was excellent. I read it put loud to mrledeuce and he just shrugged. Like..  WHAT?! Just another thing he is objectively wrong about 

I think what would really cheer us up/ help me sink further into my procrastination would be to ... Start the scary stories contest!!!! 

Im in social work too and have received a few texts that weren't meant for me.... But none near as hilarious as that!! Omg I bet that client is so embarrassed