Trying really hard not to burst out in hysterical laughter in line at the post office.

I actually saw it... I’m ashamed to admit I had it on since I’m working from home today. I was like, really excited for todays recap though! but what I got from it is that they have an understanding. I mean, one of mrledeuce’s favorite things is to be woken up with BJ. and hes not the first guy who has expressed that…

They should mine the Jezebel scary story contest for plot ideas. The one about the men hiding in the wall of the apartment would definitely be a great adult version of AYAOTD

I have very vague memories of Eerie, Indiana. But yes what I remember was that it was weird as fuck. I def watched too many creepy shows by myself as a kid

This whole thread is nuts! I can’t believe that anyone would even contemplate that nor only masturbating at work, but asking someone to WATCH you do it, would be ok. And that people have the patience to school this idiot who is most likely is just being facetious, makes them much better people than me.

do GoFundMes count as income? do you pay taxes on these donations?

I mean, I’m not young anymore per se but family guy did come out when I was in high school. and no, I can say definitively neither myself nor any of my friends found him attractive. he looks like a weird baby faced cartoon character come to life. I do think he has a lot of talent, though I’m not a fan of really much…

yes! my eyebrows were shit to begin with anyways, long before I took to plucking the shit out of them. I have serious eyebrow envy

I second this. I only have one, its bright pink, and I’m not really a lipstick wearer per se... but holy shit, do these stay put! I put mine on in the afternoon, and the next morning it was still on. I mean, not fully but still there. and cant beat the price really. I really like NYX stuff overall

my brain has been shit for the last like, year and a half. i had my third kid and decided i didnt want to BF this time (i had done it for 2.5 yrs with my first, 1 year with my second) and that was a mistake. not because i feel like, it was unhealthy or anything like that, but the just sudden stop of BF i feel set my…

that’s crazy. and its such a little thing that its enough to make you second guess your own brain.

Yeah it actually really irritated me watching this movie I felt pulled out of the story cos I was just guessing who each character was. Like oh that’s Kevin Hart oh that’s the guy from modern family. I take my kids to see a movie because it looks cool and they want to see it. Not because a comedian which makes jokes…

I tried lash blast awhile ago and it was awful. and I only do drugstore makeup. on a whim I decided to go back to the old ‘primer and mascara’ two in one. but I rarely wear make up day to day anyways. if I’m going all old I put lashes on so I guess its kind of a moot point for me

I personally don’t think it in any way makes you a terrible person, I think it makes you just a normal human being. fuck, I get upset listening to the news day after day of all this terrible shit and have to tune it out sometimes. its actually a good thing to not over expose yourself to all of the terrible things that…

Thanks for carefully articulating the confusing thoughts I was having. Maybe some shit isn’t “ethical” in the traditional sense... But at the same time, when dealing with this insidious bull shit of make power and abuse, sometimes the gloves have to cone and you fight it the only way you can. Honestly, it seems to…

I was roped into watching the 20/20 on this and the so called confession was obtained after over 12 hours of interrogation where she was kept in a tiny room without an attorney after being brought in on flimsy pretenses. When she confessed it was more like, yeah I wanted him gone I’m glad he’s dead, is that what you…

this is so crazy because I just got a new phone with a fingerprint reader and was telling mrledeuce that I am not going to use the fingerprint reader, semi jokingly, because it is too easy to use your finger to open the phone when youre sleeping. or a good reason to knock someone out to access their phone. and then…

I never ever click on the links on here and I just did and one of those “WARNING YOU HAVE A VIRUS!!!!” Screens popped up }:(

It was Samantha. She fucks some high society lady’s husband and she gets Samantha black listed at all the ‘hip’ places.

This is just nuts. I don’t want to hear anything else until this fucker is being arrested.