I commented on another site that I think this app is a terrible idea, because what's to stop someone like an angry ex or an ex of an ex from doing this. Or hell, even an abusive spouse? There are just some things people shouldn't have the power to do with an app.

"Cool", at least in the mainstream sense of "cool", is not what I look for in a guy. If he's too good to make silly voices, he's too good to accept me for who I am too.

Further proof that "not afraid of looking ridiculous" is the hottest thing ever.

Now THAT would be a storyline for the ages

Given how much press is given to male athletes even just coming out it's hilarious that people care so little about the WNBA two players can be engaged and it's still not even main page material on ESPN.com

That shirt misspelled "am" as "do alpha male".

I imagine there are a lot of good stories in mental health, as there are in my field, which is special education.

HOLY SHIT! That's horrible! The guy sounds like an ass. Good for you for leaving before anything happened. I think your story should be at least in the top 5. That truly is some crazy stuff!

Retail. Man comes into the store where I was working. Acts a little strange and shifty. I forget about him, because I have ordering to do. When I finished, I go to the back of the store to put some items away. Strange and shifty was on the floor with his pants pulled down. He was sucking his own penis.

I love pumpkin spice lattes, but I refuse to drink one until the first day of fall. First peppermint mocha on the day after Thanksgiving. It makes me cranky that people are hell-bent on celebrating holidays ahead of time - for everything, there is a season, goddammit. I'll just be over here drinking my Hell or High…

Unpopular opinion: salted caramel > pumpkin spice.

The result of Christmas season being pushed to mid-November: it pushes everything up with it. Pumpkin lattes in August. Next thing you know we'll be celebrating Independence Day on the 4th of April. Madness, I say. Madness!

At the Puppy Bathing Center. They only take applications from 9-10 a.m. weekdays. The application is pretty standard; you just have to describe your puppy washing technique and give three references of puppies you have bathed in the last two years.

According to his Facebook profile photos (yeah, I looked; yeah, they're accessible) he appears to have dated the same girl from sometime in 2011 until as recently as January. So in addition to being a modern dude with too much access to technology, I would venture to say that he is probably also Not Over It and is…

To clarify, his son Chet is a dumbass. His other son, Colin, is made of sunshine and unicorn kisses.

Right? He's not looking for a "human" connection because he clearly doesn't consider women human (as in, diverse and not consumed with wanting to be with him in particular) - he's looking for a very specific connection that was promised to him through movies, music, and culture at large.

He reminds me of a guy I worked with who looooved to go to bars and "prove" how dumb and shallow every woman was. He was the do priest, dullest and most boring person I ever met.

Can we agree that they're uniformly ugly.

I feel like peaches and pears and most apples can be #1 for a very very brief window of time, but if you catch them outside the three minutes that they're perfectly ripe you're either gnawing on mummified mammoth dung or glopping rotten compost on your face.

Blueberries are always a soul-crushing disappointment because, realistically, only a tenth of the box is worth a damn. The rest are somewhere in the range of angry Smurf to that little shit Veruca from Willy Wonka / Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.