Yeah, I was just popping in to say - how heteronormative of Gaga.

Tom Ford did it first and better.

what about the woman who loves her

He's not a very good driver but he sure can park.

Damn son.

Skeptical. Because I agree with you that if you're going to make an app based on questions, the questions should be meaningful, and be serious, value-reflecting questions, if you're giving up the option of what someone looks like.

NO. This is not okay. Moths are the most dishonest of insects, and also the most bloodthirsty.

I once bought a bag of quinoa and when I went to open it, I saw two moths fluttering around in it. IF IT CAN HAPPEN TO MY HIPSTER QUINOA, IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU. NO ONE IS SAFE.

Well...I'm probably 3-4 times the size of a 9 year old, but I think I'll pass on taking on a gator of any size, much less twice my weight (exceptions include being on land or in a boat with some sort of firearm...I cheat). Pound for pound, those things are far, far stronger than any human. Though you are correct,…

His new anthem:

I don't care how heavy an alligator is, it is still made of pure terror and nightmares.

Re: Kim and now being "low-maintanence"

My 64 year old dad has never given a fuck about buying tampons or pads. "What the fuck do people think I'm going to do with them?" are his exact words. He's got three girls and eleventybillion granddaughters. He bought my younger sister her first bras. Did he care what some cashier thought about a man in his 40s…

To me, those aren't men.

As cool as my husband is, he is like that. Dude has two older sisters and has seen me give birth three times. Yet if I ask him to get me a pack of pads, he's all "ahh, woman's things!!!!111!1!1!" You've seen babies come out of my vagina but you balk at some Always.

Not essential items? I say for 1 month all women boycott menstral products. We don't wear 'em. We leave pools of blood on subway seats, clots on the seats in restaurants, and splotches on the benches in malls and parks. Yup we walk around with big red stains on our clothes, we bike around with blood trickling down…

Last week I had the most horrific cramps and I also found myself dealing with some fucked up sexist bullshit at work and I was going around complaining about it to people. I then realised that if, at any point, I mentioned that I was also dealing with some awful cramping, everyone would assume 'lol angry feminist on…

Some girls are under the impression that acting as if feminim is irrelevant and useless is the #1 way to impress dudes. =( It upsets me because it's like they don't get the only guys who would be impressed by that ARE NOT someone they want to be impressing.

Maybe we should just bleed on everything they love. Let's see how they think about subsidized tampons then.

1. If you ever said puppies are better than cats