Sorry, I thought it was understood "no one" wasn't literal. I have older women mentors in my life who I follow and care about and I hope that's true of me down the road. It's more of an example of how people use hyperbole when they panic and I don't think it all the time but at times I do wonder if in general the men…

I think about this all the time. I think, "Eventually I will be an 'older woman' and no one will care about my achievements and what I have to say, because a woman's relevancy is measured by number of boners first."

That is a perfect way to sum it up.

Um, sometimes the husbands aren't fucking the wives as much as they would like! Women have libidos despite the "oh ha ha chilly wife douchey husband" vibe in the comments here.

"For many women, sexual intimacy starts with emotional intimacy" Stop right there.

Aaaw I love me some border collie photos. Especially since my girl left me a couple years ago. :-( Border collies are the bomb but they do require a lot of space and attention. Totally worth it though!

Oh boy. I don't even think introverts themselves are posting these, necessarily, you know? They're paid writers. They write what they think will be popular. According to you and this guy introverts are running some major cabal and trying to control extroverts' minds.

The idea that ONE of these spiders could be deadly and I just don't know it is what keeps me checking towels for spiders every. single. time. I get out of the shower. I'm so sorry to hear that happened to your friend.

Some of her songs are fine but I wish she would just shut up.

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I know it's the plural of neurosis. I made a mistake because I was writing fast, so you GOT me, buddy! Smart people never make mistakes because they have better things to do than take the time to spellcheck a comment on a listicle about listicles, god knows.

Maybe extroverts are the neurotic ones? "Please, please, hang out with me! I can't be alone for a single second or I might have to reflect on something!" (In reality I don't hate extroverts but I want you to know how you sound right now.)

I think you intended to respond to the image of a vagina that someone felt they had to post in order for you to better understand how vaginas work - because that's where you're at, buddy.

Okay, I'm pretty sure you're just entirely joking now because no one can be that dumb. But in case you aren't (and because I enjoy this discourse, dear sir), it's not a matter of clean. Your lady's vagina bleeds and has vaginal discharge, hopefully only the normal and pleasant kind of vaginal discharge. It doesn't…

I appreciate the old timey language, dear sir, but if you didn't know what bodily fluids came out of vaginas before today, you deserve a glove slap in the face!

Agreed, it shouldn't be weird, but pushing people's heads instead of using words is kinda disrespectful and douchey so if it's true I'll judge him on that instead.

Dude, if that's enough to put you off vaginas, you didn't deserve to be anywhere near them in the first place.

I'm amazed writers haven't brought up how awfully racist it is to have this white woman saving exclusively people of color all the time. I love a lot of things about DT but this is not one of them....

Oh, yeeeeaah. I love me some ill-fated romances, especially when it involves two women, which I rarely ever see.

I don't know what she looked like before, but Kim's excessive makeup seems dramatic enough to look Kardashian-like, without all of the other work.