I saw Random Earthquake Hobo on the side stage at Coachella; they’re amazing, man.

I am having secondhand rage for you.

Let me preface this by saying this is (educated) speculation and not something I know for sure (because Bungie likely hasn’t even finalized these plans yet). I think the DLC/live team will work on small updates after Rise of Iron, then maybe do something like the April 2016 patch (possibly with an old raid refresh) in…

I hope every time he unloads the dishwasher, he gets cold water spilled on his feet. While wearing socks!

I hope every step he takes barefoot will be on a Lego.
I hope he swallows a jack.
I hope his phone never connects to the wifi.

You as pumped for The Thorn of Emberlain as I am?

The thing that always made my brain hurt was the hands free soap dispenser.

No, you weren’t alone. You can’t mention Guest without mentioning Spinal Tap. That’s a cock up of Stonehenge proportions.

“God loves a terrier
yes he does
God loves a terrier
that’s because
brown sturdy bright and true
they give their hearts to you
God didn’t miss a stitch
be it dog or be it bitch
when he made the Norwich merrier
with his cute little ‘derrier’
yes God loves a terrier!”

As a Sri Lankan born and raised and living in America, I can tell you it doesn’t work like that. I’d love to go to Wonder Con or Anime Expo here in L.A. cosplaying as Commander Shephard or Link, but I feel really uncomfortable about doing it because I don’t wanna hear all the shittalking from all the assholes saying…

How to be unbangable: honestly believe the shit you just said.

*Sri Lankan.

I’m not one for nationalistic pride myself, but make that mistake there and you’d may get a lot of glaring eyebrows pointed your way.

He’s probably perfect ‘cause we’re a hairy bunch, though. A hairy ragey bunch.

Several Poles dancing.

What makes Supernatural amazing is that it’s a show where the two central actors are still around—neither Jared Ackles or Jensen Padalecki [note to self: check these names before publication] have left yet.

Idris Elba or Nathan Fillion as young-falcon or GTFO

[Rushes off to google “Miss Kitty Dean Winchester slash-fic]

Aisha Tyler, as the scrappy, somewhat foul-mouthed rookie engineering officer.

Bryan Fuller, can we have Gina Torres as the captain in that case?