I have never been prouder of my country. (No snark - I'm serious.)

Show of hands: who else Googled Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease?

I get a bit squee-y about Cecil and Carlos of WTNV, but it's because their relationship is so sweet and Cecil's adoration of Carlos is rather infectious.

You look for the presence of bears. No bear no sharkweek.

Lucey, who joins 160 other women in the United States in becoming priests despite not being officially recognized as such by the Catholic Church

1.) It is okay to find gay men having sex hot.

You, and people like you regarding different pieces of media, are missing the point. We're not saying that men can't write media featuring women, but the main point is thatalmost every time women are featured in media in general, their characters are written from a man's point of view. Their characters constantly…

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

Anna, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

THE HELL I'M NOT

There are two mid-mission checkpoints that you'll want to keep in order to make your life a lot easier. On "The Dark Beyond" Moon mission, maintain a level 6 checkpoint where you find the dead guardian, just before the door opens. (That's the "We've woken the hive!" one.) In this post from here on out, I'll call this…

in re: requested memo-

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

This is so stinking cute!!

#101: people who try to "educate" you on a specific topic. It's not so much about education, or helping somebody understanding a certain topic, but about making that person feel stupid while at the same time inflating their own ego.

she was too drunk/high to give consent

LITERAL BEST MOM

Judas Not Allowed to be Priests

You can speak alpaca? Wait, do alpacas even ask a lot of questions?