We’re sorry.

WAT. Niagara has roller derby? I must look this up!

This is exactly why we can’t play anymore. My sister would start arguments before we had even placed our settlements, and then storm off.

ARTAX! (that’s when I had to muffle a sob at my desk)

Oh gods yes. I was coming to say this very thing!

“The taste for novel-reading is like that for liquor or opium.”

“I hope you get a persistent burning, itching rash somewhere delicate?”

Happy birthday!

I don’t really remember, but I think it was stones. I was in grad school at the time, and after spending a whole weekend wishing I would die, my roomates threw me in a car and brought me to the hospital. They did an ultrasound, sent me to a specialist (yay for going to a university with a medical school!) and…

The six months leading up to my gallbladder removal were the worst, but 6 weeks post-surgery I was almost back to normal. What you went through sounds awful, and I’m glad to hear you’re starting to adjust (but man, that sucks!)

I had my gallbladder out 16 years ago, and other than having to watch my fat intake (too much high-fat foods and I get wicked cramps), it’s never caused me any problems. For the 6 weeks after the surgery, I had to be careful about my fat intake (nothing over 5g of fat per serving), but after that, everything was fair…

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve seen The Last Unicorn in my 40 years, but it makes me ugly-cry every. Damn. Time.

Any time I get weird requests at work or have to deal with people not wanting to pay $0.50 fines, this gif plays in my head.

“Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That’s the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made”

He was also in Jarmusch’s Coffee and Cigarettes, in the vignette with a very nervous Iggy Pop.

“I’ve been ionized, but I’m okay now.”

100+ Internet points and a piece of my chocolate torte for the Buckaroo Bonzai gif :)

I did this to a mom wanting to borrow Watership Downs for her son’s birthday party sleepover. She thought it was about a family of rabbits, I tactfully explained yes, it’s about rabbits but maaaaaaaaaybe she wanted to preview it before giving it to the kids?

A few years ago, Space had a New Year’s weekend marathon of the first three Transformers movies. I was sick enough that I couldn’t do much else other than watch them over and over (it was good background noise to nap through), and by the end of the weekend I could pick apart several major plot holes across the…

This is a most wonderous review, and I feel like I could be listening to it on Welcome to Night Vale.