Handlen Disco reviews, by section: 1) halfhearted summary, 2) remember when I did TV Club Classic?, 3) Tilly sucks. Rinse, repeat.

You need to tap out on this show, dude. Your constant belittling of Tilly is the low point of everything you’ve written to date. I don’t even disagree with the letter grade but this review reeks of laziness and/or fatigue. There’s barely any analysis beyond a cursory level scan.

I don’t disagree that the breathless pacing (and seemingly wall-to-wall music) in a good chunk of the scenes is exhausting, but your continual dismissal of Tilly as a character is beyond frustrating. This episode barely featured her and you still make time to bag on her, even though she’s one of the bright spots of…

OK, from here on out, only one use of the word “scant” per article. 

Wardwell’s familiar spoke at the end of the episode - one can only hope that that’s a tease for future talking-Salem down the road.

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Boy, wait till you hear about painting portraits.

Yeah, my excitement took a nosedive after that second part.

I pretty much only keep it for Star Trek, Bojack, and a handful of others right now, but their “Just Added” selections and original content is such crap that I’ve been contemplating cancelling for a few months now.

Netflix had it briefly! Those were the halycon days. Back when I was watching B5 one season a month because it was rotating on The WB’s website. That was weird.

I dunno what the fuck a superticket is, but I went to this festival for a decade and this year my ticket was $300 and camping was $50 (split a few ways). Allegedly, LiveNation also bucked at the idea of having local sponsors that infringed on existing deals they already had, so there was no way for the festival to…

And unless I’m misremembering, it was at the very least strongly implied that Willow had been doing this to reconcile relationship fights for a while.

The reviews on this site have been on the skids since 2014.

How do you mention Buffy and sexual assault and reference Billy over Willow repeatedly drugging and sleeping with Tara for a third of a season (maybe longer)? What even are reviews on this hellsite? Jesus.

Wow, I really disagree with every word in this review. I’ve had the album on repeat since I got my hands on it and it’s right up there with Camp Cope as one of the best of the year for me. There’s not a dull song on it. It reminds me a lot of Pavement/Stephen Malkmus, particularly some of the guitar tones on…