Oh good, he’ll be back in time to watch the playoffs.

Remember when conservatives did this after Barack Obama was elected in ‘08? Oh, wait, you don’t, because IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

I don’t know own if here has ever been to review to determine which team scored a touchdown.

At least now we know why they thought they could smash through those rocks.

“It was a sloppy, messy, nasty affair.”

Nobody’s burfict.

As a Padres fan, Dick Enberg was the single best thing about the team for the last 6 seasons.

yes you clearly have all the facts... man i know girls like this, and say what you will, but there are girls who are promiscuous and who are gold diggers. the facts don’t add up to rape at all, read the facts of the damn case without having your mind made up beforehand..... pc f*cking mindslave

That is an excellent Hawk Harrelson burn.

I believe ambient sound is on option on MLB.TV. It’s the only way to watch White Sox road games. But there’s some weird filter on this that makes it sound like the chorus of the damned.

Wait what is this audio? How do I get it for every game? And how do I get it out of my nightmares?

Always a bat flip truther. It was an emphatic bat flip and anawesome sequence.

Looks like

*fumbles with sunglasses*

I’ve noticed that this happens in Japan, too, though. Try and speak pathetically little Japanese in public and you’ll get hit with “sugoiiii” and “jyozu”. Once you step your Japanese up another level then they’ll start shit-talking your pronounciation, and say they can’t understand a word you’re saying.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

I am tired of this negativity. Deadspin always sees the glass as 19/31 empty. I choose to see it as 12/31 full.

The real racism in sports:

Exhibit A:

Funny, my wife asked for much the same thing.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

God dammit... I feel silly.