Gisele and her dieting tips cannot be overlooked. Behind every great man ...

Difference explain: illegal aliens voted for Hillary. I don’t think Trump was going for the illegal alien vote

I don’t see how they’re going to clean off the top of a truck

My top choice at the local karaoke

Seattle loses after Pete Carroll changes his brand of bubblegum

Cordero Patterson should also be a running back ... i’m leaving that mistake

Was that MPG calculated manually or are you trusting the car is gauge? My car’s mileage gauge is always off by 7%.

There are no pain receptors in the brain

The device is going to get really dirty and disgusting.

The device is going to get really dirty and disgusting.

Floors, not carpet

Floors, not carpet

Roomba... it’s not so good

Roomba... it’s not so good

I have fucked a girl who has fucked Harrison Ford. She was very pretty so I must say he has good taste

Most racist friendly is Assface Feinberg.

Yeah I love it when a $30,000 a year writer takes on a three billionaire

Wouldn’t it be great if we could transfer our expertise in one field to another.

Yes, they’ve had quite a week haven’t they

I think he (Poopovich) has a horrible personality. Watch the attendance at Spurs games fall. He basically insulted the state of Texas which The Donald carried by about 9%. Take a knee the next time the national anthem is played and see if we care because we are not watching your team anymore

There was also a man named Bernie Sanders

That’s because they did their homework

Plus they missed judged his appeal