Actually, with 35 seconds remaining, the lead was 12 points.

It was released before the buzzer. It went in after the buzzer. Oh now I get it. It wasn’t a buzzer beater after all. But it counts. I feel like Dorothy. Everything just turned to color.

the person who can’t understand what a buzzer beater is thinks that it means game-winner

II can’t tell if you’re saying he actually died or that he was humiliated

Or The USA

She must be having sex like crazy and loving it.

I'm trying to catch someone who lives dog doodoo in front of my house. it's hard to see them because of a tree.

Lake Minnetonka

I have to look away when his mouthpiece is out

I stopped listening to Stephen A. the first time I ever saw him

it’s hard to imagine someone licking their hands

this headline promised updates but I don’t see them... is he still dead?

it could be that he meant to say, “how often do I have to buy new pants?” every 10 years, in my case.

went to Wisconsin and the boys above would drop their Dumbbells on the floor

did the girlfriend break up with him ?

how is “meme” pronounced?

some guy named Kay predicted Holm’s victory on YouTube

“might have,” not “might of”

What does the MF stand for, saltier-than-usual?

Bad snap? A little low maybe but it was catchable.