I'm guilty of standing my utensils. Downward dog from here on out.

If pitchers can get a strike called for hitting the black so can runners.

...could have ...

Taiwan’s English level is poor, but more likely being a naive Asian teenager is a much stronger reason for the tragic accident. Or her shiny black mane could have spooked the bovine.

It’ll be ironic when nobody wants to touch your withered husk thirty years from now and you’ll have to fly to Kenya for a warm embrace.

Just ask yourself, “how can I declutter my house,” rather than reading someone else’s plan.

I have to say that kids having sponge-like memories is a myth.

Ah, prairie shit!

William Safire (in No Uncertain Terms, 2003) declares that pluralized names like Packers and Yankees should take plural verbs (obviously), but that team names like the Jazz, the Heat, the Lightning, the Connecticut Sun should take singular verbs.

Why would he give free shoes for doing the job right?

They'd certainly be living with parents until death or marriage.

Didn't he once rip off his jersey in a game?

Four seconds and you're done with this video

men like feminine women

Vikings: Adrian, we'd like you to apologize.

I want to see him have another MVP season while racking up $4-5 million in fines. And I hope he gets booed by the Viking fans every time too.

maybe he was shouting at the other biker?

best lip balm is water. Just drink enough and your lips will be fine.

best lip balm is water. Just drink enough and your lips will be fine.

Our motel in Wisconsin had an UNWANTED CANADIANS notebook back in the 1980s. We'd check them in and have the police escort them to the border within 30 minutes after collecting for previous damages. Sometimes the cops seized their cars if they couldn't pay for current damages. I'd stand outside their room and listen…

It was all worth it after a nurse gave him his bath.