so is he free to come over to japan while sitting out? that would be great

I never use deoderant, thus, none of my shirts are yellowed in the pit area.

shave your armpits to reduce the major source of stink

Dear Cops, if the time is 2207, p.m. can be assumed

Do they generally stop at red lights? Here in Japan, after a traffic light turns red, I've seen as many as four cars continue on through the intersection behind me. I, myself, generally go through up to two seconds after it's been red. They say the driving gets worse the farther you get from Japan so I imagine it's…

so upskirt photos are actually okay?

You know, it is possible to have both a car and a bicycle. You can choose Wednesdays, for example, to go to work by bicycle, if you are unable to ride daily.

Kaepernick and his birth mother remain strangers. Old news.

Unless it's a deferred annuity, perhaps.

That link to JF Daily is actually in Chinese rather than Japanese.

I think it was Musburger who was drooling over Brett Favre's love interest when she was at some school in Florida. Good eye Brent.

As we get older, little by little, we start to lose some of our senses. The first one to go is the sense of decency.

Despite this performance, I hate the thought of losing Joe Webb who has made some of the most exciting plays in Vikings history. Why can't he be a wide receiver or running back who can also back up as 4th QB?

if a man said that, I'd slap him in the face

Not likely with 26 so far. Dickerson had 78; Payton 86.

Nobody uses meters for height in MetricLand. It's always centimeters.

I would have guessed the writer had been watching lots of "Cold Case" rather than lots of CSI.

M63 Gaudens or better.

I've had younger and better looking women than Suzy (slutty name) for far less money in Japan.

I thought he was going to tell Muhammad Ali's joke: "What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3-day drunk?" "What?" "I freed the what!!!????"