Right, because a woman who gives up everything about her identity and becomes just ‘mommy’ (picture “mommy” as just a giant lactating tit with two hands one to to clean a baby ass one with bottle) is going to be such a freaking joy to be around. I’ll be outback, screaming into the void.

As an older mom... my child(ren) join my life, already in progress. I’m a grown ass woman. (Literally, still the pregnancy weight and all). My husband and I have active professional and social we intend to enjoy. This will only make my kid(s) happier in the long run because we will be happy people. We go out a lot and…

People don’t understand the volume of cigarette butts discarded into drain pipes in cities and the real problems it causes.

They should be forced to pick it up. PICK. IT. UP.

Hey Martin, you little melted greasy hair twerp, I got your 15 million right here, why don’t you come and get it, you little Pinnochio iddyet.

Without getting too specific, I had a job that involved me needing to tell if people were lying as part of a screening process. It generally takes a better memory to be a liar in the first place and so I’m not sure this would work exactly as described.

I feel like Yoko’s show of what’s really going on would be a show that just is a real time feed of someone’s front lawn growing or something. Because in a sense, that is what’s really going on.

Jackee needs to get her kinja on with us because that is so hilarious. I bet even Kimye laughed at that one.

Oh, I see. That explains it.

I would like of offer that 1.) I also have several pair of angry sunglasses and only just realized this to be true and 2.) if some inflated bimbo was helping my son get strung out (which seems to be the inference here) I’d be goin’ in too.

After that sentence, I feel like Bobby Finger (if that even is his real name) as an obligation to move on to real news (whatever that is). That he could actually do some sort of a service to humanity through journalism (or something with words about stuff that is important). It’s just that good.

Who is the Blac person you’re writing so much out? Did she make a music at some point? Is she a spokesperson for some sort of dermatological filler company? Please advise; I do not understand.

Money is not just math—it’s also psychological.

I love the portrait mode monitor idea, and think I might try it for reading emails.

I think there is an issue that your post has hit on though, that there are huge portions of our society who think it’s totally fine to be habitually late. I think more people think that, than people who need a one-time excuse. Not that one-time “got stuck in traffic” or whatever, but like literally every meeting,…

Yes! Respecting someone else’s time. Cool thing about that is when you respect someone’s time, chances are they’ll respect yours and not try to keep you late in meetings etc... it works both ways.

I worked for military people early in my career. No one ever late.

word.

Also sometime they can tell if you are from a cohen bloodline. Doesn’t mean you are a cohen of course, but still neat to know.

My ex-husband did it. Sent away a cheek swab. He found out he was Jewish (which his mom had already told him but he didn’t believe). He identified as a white-irish-meathead (and no I don’t just mean Irish American, I definitely mean meathead). He promptly turned his self-hatred into anti-semitism. He then became…