what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

Gemma Ward is not dead-eyed! She is an angelic alien sent here to make me feel bad about myself (but good in every other way). You take that back!

This gif is better when reversed.

When I go and visit Oprah she can get on the intercom and say, "Negroes in the house," all she wants to. Barbara lost a major opportunity playing disgruntled step-mother-in-law.

.....uh.....scratches head. There are two ways to read your comment. I'm confused. Are we friends now?

Ishammuddin HUSSEIN? Saddam HUSSEIN? Barack HUSSEIN Obama? Is no one else seeing the connection here?!?!?

WWPSD?

White people look the same.

...not all man holes are always covered