He hit on my sister, once in Chicago, and she hard passed. I’m glad.

Was it even worse than being miscast on Mr. Selfridge?

Oh holy shit, I thought that some kind of weird throw-away joke. He’s seriously doing stand-up??

Also Sporty Kate(tm) is the best Kate! She always looks the happiest and most relaxed when she gets to play sports (esp with kiddos).

I mean.... he looks fucking AMAZING

Ha, so true! It’s also a great excuse to be a bit, ahem, “Shallow” in your pursuits and rebound with someone who is strictly physically attractive—because, let’s be honest, not every former partner is strong in that category (and that’s not a dig, it’s just not why many of us fell for each other in the first place).

I’ve always started dating immediately after break ups. I refuse to let some man’s actions continue to control me after he has exited my life.

Clothes are not your masculinity or femininity. We are all born naked and the rest is drag.

I love that it was a full suit with a ballroom gown. Gives it a really androgynous feel. But yeah, this is totally some bull because you could probably see Prince wear the exact same thing and these fools would be going wild over it and talmbout how innovative he is. 

It’s pretty awesome, and I totally don’t get anyone have an issue with this dress.  It looks manly as hell, but in its own way.

When mine show their belly, they wants belly rubs, which I give them until they tell me to stop.

This is plotting:

My cat totally exposes her belly otter style and lets us pet it. Humblebrag!

whatever happened was clearly your fault and not the innocent little kitties fault :)

Of course you can read their faces. Look at this and tell me that isn't a happy girl. 

Cats also communicate with their eyes. When a cat closes their eye lids to the point that humans perceive it as an evil glare or “giving shade”, the cat is actually telling you that it trusts you. If a cat gives you a slow blink, it is communicating trust and affection.

I used to only eat dinner and a sandwich before bedtime, and have two mugs of coffee with a splash of milk for breakfast for many years. I did it before it was cool!!!! What do I win?

Elizabeth Holmes is truly groundbreaking. She has shown women can embody all the same aspects of toxic masculinity that anyone else can in destroying modern business.

“MIT signet ring" LOLOL.

...has she ever taken a picture where she doesn’t look like a crazy person?