Yes, you feel so small when you are in a relationship like that.

Malia is cool, read all about it!

Perfect header photo is perfect. Any middle aged dude looking like that should proceed directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200$.

They got him at TJMaxx

Fucking finally. This asshole. Please let the music industry takedowns commence.

What, you’re saying the dove with bat wings isn’t inspired? 

I’ve hated Ryan Adams since he remade Taylor Swift’s album and so many music critics were like, “Wow it’s so good and deep now that a SENSITIVE MAN is performing it.”.

He has malignant narcissism written all over him. This is all very unshocking.

Imma throw some shade here and say who?

and does it way, way better. 

So he doesn’t go to an anti-gay church, he just goes to a “hate the sin, love the sinner” type church when it comes to the gays? They don’t hate gays, they accept them and forgive them?

IDK, I was a nanny for a couple of fashion elites and although I feel like I ought to have earned an MFT degree during my time with them, I saw their struggle too. No one was sitting around eating bon-bons while I cared for the children. Everyone was busy and stressed, and I sometimes felt like the lucky one because I…

Poor Hayden. If she knows she’s not in a good place, it’s probably best for her and her child that she stay away for now. She’s battled depression and her home life was allegedly a mess. Her mom could give Dina Lohan and Jade Barrymore are run for their money in the Worst Momager competition. Best to take time for…

It’s a little like death, though, isn’t it? My grandfather passed recently, and my mother (who has been his primary caretaker for the last decade - and it was a huge drain on emotional resources for the last two) was sad until the funeral, but has rebounded and is enjoying her life anew.

His son, who rarely visited and…

Congrats, can’t wait for Jennifer Lawrence to fake trip walking down the aisle.

Texan here who actively supported Beto: Do we really think he’s handsome or “handsome for a politician”? Just curious.

This. The whole setup looks like it was taken out of the Basic Bitch Bible. 

This is why you carry a laser pointer with you AT ALL TIMES

Yeah, it’s this weird thing where he puts so much energy in the wrong place, by which I mean everywhere EXCEPT his actual music and voice. 

I was watching with my partner and another couple and well.....maybe this would be unsurprising to anybody observing this group, but the other woman and I were reeeeeeallly puzzled at Levine’s display and not feeling it at all. Like, I acknowledge intellectually that there are women who like that look, you apparently…