Or it’s in 20 days and they don’t have time or want to sink the resources into a custom dress.  

Like, is she famous? Serious question. Is she a pop star, or a pop singer? 

Exactly...we did not hear these stories when Adele was crushing the Grammy’s.

Possibly. (I don’t know who she is.) But she was nominated for a Grammy so I’m assuming that balances out not being famous enough.

This seems like a likely scenario. I wonder if her assistants tried to cushion the “you’re not famous enough to have a custom dress” blow by telling her that her body shape was the problem. It’s obviously not—there are other celebrities with her shape that are dressed by designers.

I’m somehow both shocked and not at all surprised. He was clearly unwell. It’s probably crass to speculate how his life ended, but his erratic behavior over the past year make suicide or drug overdose (or some other drug/alcohol related death) seem like the most likely possibilities.

The whole point is that their brand of Christianity is STEEPED IN HATE SO IS THEREFORE UNCHRISTIAN!

Robin Williams usually did it best. I’m convinced Mrs. Doubtfire is just his Margaret Thatcher impression stretched out for 2 hours.

It’s amazing how much the Kardashian Klan has been able to monetize their ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE choice in men. I wish I could make a billion dollars off my horrific life choices.

I know- perhaps I was unclear. Now she is free to be rich as fuck on her cut of the money that will be divvied up because she shares the fortune with the penis-looking Jeff Bezos and also she does not have to be married to the penis-looking Jeff Bezos and that sounds like a pretty great deal.

“I’ll show you hot and smart!”

When I think “How could this get even more pathetic”

What are you on about? Meghan Markle is much taller than Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson is 5'3" and Meghan Markle is 5'7"

“Hapless grifter” is the most perfect descriptor EVER for this twit and all her ilk.

We live in a society that worships celebrity, and this is just the further Kardashianization of young, pretty, stupid white women. “If Kim K can become so famous that she’s talked about on sites like...(totally other sites, not this one)...and all she did was fuck some rapper and leak the video, I can become famous…

Ha.  I’m remembering when Michael K at DListed called Lohan “the Apricot Ashtray”. 

This person is cosplaying alan cumming-as-billie blakie from The L Word and I am here for it. 

It’s like they’ve followed the lead of another certain celebrity-riddled ‘church’ based in Florida, no? Something is off with Hillsong if you ask me. 

It’s true! My uncle married a woman after 30 days because he also let “Jesus take the wheel” that ended in her threatening his life with a gun, domestic violence calls to police, and a terrible divorce.  My uncle hates being reminded that Jesus was totes not a good driver. 

So, is Hillsong cultish or what? What’s the appeal? Also, I don’t understand celebrities who repeatedly indulge in Hollywood behaviors going to church. Plenty of drugs and irresponsible sex with some of these famous Hillsong attendees, and they don’t seem interested in changing, so again, what’s the appeal? I’m…