McFarland:

I feel like he’s someone who has sex with a woman and then shames her for being too easy. 

If shooting it was as boring as watching it, what choice would they have had?

Savage (but not wrong).

Bezos owns the largest private home in D.C., D.C.’s top news paper, and could probably put his hands on a billion dollars in cash - which Trump never could.

I’m conflicted here. On the one hand, Jeff is one of our greedy tech overlords who decimates unions and exploits workers. So I’m not to sad that he’s getting humiliated. Also, he’s the one that was stupid enough to be this careless. A guy with his wealth can hire people to make sure he doesn’t embarrass himself.

without having to imagine his his penis

Men have been practising this for centuries, it was about time women had a go.

His bank account drops panties. I could get laid with half his money. And I’m disgusting.

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

So, do I need to move to China or what are you saying exactly?

In the context of it being the opposite of “I love you dead” it sounds pretty specific.

Also, I’m kind of inspired, I mean, how old is he? To meet and connect with someone who makes you feel like writing these wonderfully heartfelt clumsy corny things is so hard. The fact that he was still married aside, I’m happy for him?! And impressed with anyone who lets themselves be vulnerable—a hearty clap on…

I agree. He’s expressing love, not that wants to jump her bones. People can dog him for cheating, but I wouldn’t criticize him for the texts. Are they corny? Absolutely. Is it almost impossible to write a text expressing love that is not on some level corny? Absolutely.

“Blunt isn’t listening—she’s too busy trying to sweep airplane bottles and a half-eaten bean burrito back into her purse.” How can that be? Because everyone knows that Mary Poppins’ purse* can hold everything!

Jeff Bezos has a new love interest.

“OMG bish your boobs are huge are you pregnant?” is absolutely a thing I have said to multiple friends. The answer is always yes.

It’s not especially Buddhist, she’s an idiot.

Seriously! You can see her thinking about what she will say next every time she is “listening” to someone else speak.  She even does it to her co-star from Mean Girls!  If it’s not about her, she has to figure out a way ASAP to turn it back to her.  It’s kind of sad. 

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…