Rebecca!!! Please do morning Dirt Bag! It needs taking over asap

That’s a big come up for Jessie J, the original Rita Ora.

I don’t know, I think my ex was just like a really direct, instruction following person. Dude told him not to tell anyone, he’s going to listen to that dude. Shrug. I never really got it. 

I don’t know! I often wonder who was behaving weirder in that story, the guy who was wandering into our room and licking a stranger’s chest, or my ex who was apparently not even phased by that. 

I have to admit when your boyfriend protested “he asked us not to tell her!” my jaw dropped.  How far does fucking Bro Code go??????  

You could always get a vagina installed and become a lesbian. Transition is so hot right now.

Trump deserves to be shamed in any way possible. You aren’t going to shame him by telling him it’s wrong to lock babies in cages, or that it’s wrong to steal, lie, cheat, or say Mexicans are rapists, or to say black people live in sh*****s. However, you can shame him by pointing out he isn’t good in bed, he isn’t…

The only thing she should feel bad about is giving everyone on the planet a mental image we never ever asked for, and no amount of brain bleach will ever erase.

You keep bringing up that toadstool willy, Stormy. You should make sure we don’t forget that tiny dick-shaming is bad. Be sure to remind us that Trump’s having a weeny mushroom chode is nothing to be ashamed of. Daily, tell us again and again, that his TINY TINY DICK is no bad thing.

I don't like body-shaming either, but I feel like President YetiPubes probably deserves it?

However, Rose McGowan’s acting career was and has, respectively.

Um, odds are pretty high that he didn’t meet her a week after you broke up. Odds are, she was already in his life before you broke up, and I’m sure he would deny that, but he would be lying. 

She clearly thinks she's on a photo shoot but these people have no clue about noblesse oblige, which specifically means giving back; these people are the least philanthropic, least charitable and absolutely feel no obligation to do for others less fortunate.

I think she believed that Africa was going to be like one giant Ralph Lauren photo shoot, with beautiful Waspy white people elegantly draped over Land Rovers, or posing with cheetahs on the savannah. This whole trip just screams “noblesse oblige.”

I mean, she’s fine, but I feel like I hear about it from at least two different places every time Chrissy Teigen has a thought. Her publicist has Huffpost on speed dial.

Instead of a threesome, I'd rather just play that fun drinking game "the devil's triangle" everyone is talking about. I have to watch it, too much beer and I get gassy. I heard the kids call it boofing these days.

She’s my favorite incoherent mess. Also wow she looks so so different these days. I can’t believe what an A-list It girl she used to be dating that sweaty billionaire dude.

My take on it. The one who’s stuck on it, is probably jealous of the other one. Obviously, she’s probably jealous of Jane because Jane stood by her convictions come hell or high water. Megyn can’t say that. She wants to be political without being open about it. Regardless of how you feel about Jane Fonda, she’s got…

I like and admire Jane Fonda a lot. HBO’s Jane Fonda In Five Acts is a worthy watch. An amazing late- 20th century life. I can see how she got up people’s noses, and under their skin. Because she was passionate about what she believed in, and tried to live by those ideals. Very hard slog, so when she married a bill…

Foot rub? Are you sure he’s not removing her garter considering how they’re dressed?